So... I Was At The Club...
and this guy walks past me laughing with his mouth wide open.
Normally, I'd be trying to get out of the way...
Instead, all I could smell was this ridiculously fresh, minty breath.
I'm talking cartoon-character-following-the-smell fresh.
So naturally, I had to ask him...
"What toothpaste are you using?"
He says, "Crest."
I'm like...
There's no way.
Then he goes...
"You know what really makes the difference? Tongue gel."
Tongue... what?